Discuss Nuclear Power!
A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, - "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" and he smiles.
OK, " she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says, - "Hmmm, I have no idea...."
The blonde replies, - "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
