What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!
What do you call a massive witch doctor ?
Mumbo jumbo !
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails ?
They file them!
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand !
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!